Handicapped parking space etiquette

I don’t care what your plate says. If you aren’t handicapped, don’t park in the space. If you’re driving a handicapped person around, and they aren’t getting out of the car, don’t park in the space. If your handicap is that you’re a fat ass, don’t park in the space. Park farther away. Or better yet, don’t go to the fucking grocery store. Fat ass.

Why the hell should they get the best spaces just because they don’t have legs or whatever, anyway? People with real handicaps don’t drive anyway, they don’t need no fucking special spaces. And then there’s all those times the parking lot is full, except for like fifty handicapped spaces right in the front. Are there going to be fifty handicapped people there at once? Have they ever been before?

And why the fuck is there a handicapped space at the skating rink?