The Big Game Talker

On the matter of Internet assholes, few are more endearing than the hostile asshole. Under no occasions should this asshole be engaged in debate, though, you needn’t worry much about this as it is actually not possible to debate with this fool. This asshole is incapable of reasoned discourse. He is an arrogant, narrow-minded, pseudo-intellectual literalist with an inferiority complex. He is rude and belligerent. He will not respond to your attempts at engagement with rebuttals or reason, instead he will tell you how you like masturbating to telle-tubbies while puppies shit on your face. Which you don’t.

When called out, this asshole retreats behind the wall of his own assumed superiority. He dares not challenge you, because he’s only shooting blanks.